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Ah, lovely April Fool's Day... I was thinking of making up fake away messages (much like the, er, "fake", one for 1:09 PM), but my mind wasn't creative enough that day...

 

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The 1st Day of April, 2003

1:12 AM
Chillin', groovin, relaxin'...  no class on Tuesday!!!  I'll reply soon...

Think I'll play basketball in the early morning...

Here's a joke:

One time a bear was running through a forest and he saw a mouse.  The mouse hid in a hole in the ground, and then he shouted, "Hey, I'm not a VCR!"


2:15 AM
In bed, lying awake, like Charlie Brown, asking myself, "What is the mind?"  Then that voice in my head says, "Doesn't matter... and what is matter?  Never mind... Harharharhar!"

Current Buddy Icon:  Ack!  Scary baby!  Changing it to... Vanessa!
Current Wallpaper:  Kirsten
Current Obsession:  Rachael Ray
In Bed at:  2:15 AM
Alarm set for:  No Such Thing (John Mayer), 9:24 AM

:-|...


11:10 AM
Groovin' to some music, perhaps cleaning up the place and/or doing laundry...

It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got...


11:52 AM
Shower and more groovin'...  I need to connect some speakers to my computer and put them in my bathroom so I can listen to music in the showers (currently I turn the volume WAY up to hear the music ...) 

Temporarily falling victim to the whole quotes thing: 

Take all your big plans and *break* them;  this is bound to a while...

I don't ever wanna be yooou.  Don't wanna be just like you...

I used to be the kind guy who never let you look inside;  I'd smile when I was crying...

Goodbye to all my yesterdays, goodbye, so long, I'm on my way...


1:09 PM
March has ended and April's begun.  Hence celebration of the semi-glorious non-holiday... (IM me if you're clueless, etc...)

Gone to go sell/buy drugs.  Then to SWR to play some hoops (also conveniently where most of my clients are at).  Then gonna go to a Chinese buffet and eat loads of shrimp and then go party to my favorite hip hop and 80's tunes at some sorority house.


3:02 PM
Basketball--hopefully my car won't get towed...

Apartment is getting inspected in the next week or so... I'd say I have a 1 in 4 shot of being kicked out.  I hope they see the brochure for my new apartment and all the apartment guides I have...

Maybe I should get a notebook and write "Secret Plan to Kill Landlord" on it, just to see how the [insert bad words] would react... Bwa ha ha...

Dial my phalanges, and BEWARE!  My sister is invading Gainesville!!!

 = O AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!


6:18 PM
Quick shower time... Dial my cell, y'alls... Perhaps I'll sing in the shower for you!


6:56 PM
Dinner with sister... My mind is all mixed up like [insert clever simile].

You know how when you open a door, and how the hinges move so that opening the door is possible?  Yeah, that's how things are going.  Wait--no!  It's not like that at all!  It's more like that one cartoon, with that boy who goes and does stuff!  That's exactly how things are going!  Wow, I mean... exactly how things are going... heh...

The 2nd Day of April, 2003

12:38 AM
[insert random and/or creative away message here]


9:24 AM
Shower...


11:57 AM
Lunch at Ivey's (I think... maybe I'll get a giant pancake...).  Then maybe a fair of sorts... Dial my phalanges...


3:56 PM
Relaxing... I'll reply soon, if I don't fall asleep... If this message is up when it's 4:45, call me or IM me (I'll hear a line from Space Balls--"Ludicrous speed-Go!!!")  Otherwise, I'll be late for glee club...

Hmm, maybe I'll go home tomorrow (no class);  could spend most of the day at Universal/IoA...


4:46 PM
Off to sing (Concert on April... 9th, I think... Come here me sing! :-D).  Be back around 7 PM, maybe later if I decide to see how badly I failed my astronomy test.  Darn stars*...

*No offense to Kirsten, Cameron, Reese, etc...


11:41 PM
Trying to figure out which of my Disney tickets are used... Somehow I ended up with 8 that expire on 12/30/03, but I thought I only had 7... I used two and one has the date 10/30/02 on it, but... ugh... Wonder if there's a way I can check;  maybe I'll stop by Disney on the way back home or something...