Johnny's Away Messages
Ah, lovely April Fool's Day... I was thinking of making
up fake away messages (much like the, er, "fake", one for 1:09 PM), but my
mind wasn't creative enough that day...
The 1st Day of April, 2003
Think I'll play basketball in the early morning...
Here's a joke:
One time a bear was running through a forest and he saw a mouse. The mouse hid in a hole in the ground, and then he shouted, "Hey, I'm not a VCR!"
Current Buddy Icon:
Ack! Scary baby! Changing it to... Vanessa!
It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got...
Temporarily falling victim to the whole quotes thing:
Take all your big plans and *break* them; this is bound to a while...
I don't ever wanna be yooou. Don't wanna be just like you...
I used to be the kind guy who never let you look inside; I'd smile when I was crying...
Goodbye to all my yesterdays, goodbye, so long, I'm on my way...
Gone to go sell/buy drugs. Then to SWR to play some hoops (also conveniently where most of my clients are at). Then gonna go to a Chinese buffet and eat loads of shrimp and then go party to my favorite hip hop and 80's tunes at some sorority house.
Apartment is getting inspected in the next week or so... I'd say I have a 1 in 4 shot of being kicked out. I hope they see the brochure for my new apartment and all the apartment guides I have...
Maybe I should get a notebook and write "Secret Plan to Kill Landlord" on it, just to see how the [insert bad words] would react... Bwa ha ha...
Dial my phalanges, and BEWARE! My sister is invading Gainesville!!!
= O AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
You know how when you open a door, and how the hinges move so that opening the door is possible? Yeah, that's how things are going. Wait--no! It's not like that at all! It's more like that one cartoon, with that boy who goes and does stuff! That's exactly how things are going! Wow, I mean... exactly how things are going... heh...
The 2nd Day of April, 2003
Hmm, maybe I'll go home tomorrow (no class); could spend most of the day at Universal/IoA...
*No offense to Kirsten, Cameron, Reese, etc...