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Johnny's Away Messages











Grr... Johnny's mine...

  Throughout the day, I tend to put up numerous away messages;  sometimes for several hours, sometimes for mere moments.  The bottom line is that, chances are, you've missed some, if not most of these, er, bundles of joy... or something.  So here it is:  My away messages recorded.  Hopefully it'll give you insight as to whether you should be afraid of me, or merely be terrified.  As always, ENJOY!

Away Messages from March 28-29

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