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Daily Thought Mix a fairly large cup of Diet Pepsi with a splash of Fruitworks Fruit Punch and you've got yourself that nasty "cherry" cough syrup flavor. Enjoy!
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Daily, weekly, monthly thoughts--whatever. I think I'll put any interesting thoughts people share with me by mail/email, instant messages, phone, in person, smoke signals, etc. So start having thoughts, and sharing them with me, y'alls, because you could be made semi-sorta-kinda-somewhat-in-a-way-not-really famous by having your thought put on the always-great Gator Johnny web site... 2002 Nov. 25th: So as I was flipping through the channels when I reached the Major 6th Station and UGH! Julia Roberts is kissing Richard Gere! Dec. 15th: The Food Network needs to get rid of half of it's programming. Keep the Ferrum Cooks, Good Eats, Best Of, Unwrapped, Oliver's Twist, and anything with that Rachael Ray... Mmm, Rachael Ray.... Bonus Thought: According to one show, you must (and I mean must) keep the stem of a pear on the fruit itself when picking in order to pick the perfect "entertainment pear." Yup, and hey--no watching football tonight for me--I'm buying pears to entertain me... Dec. 21st: Disappointment... It's when you see Cameron Diaz on the Tonight Show and (a) She's dressed conservative and (b) she's starting to look older... The Holy Trinity (Reese, Kirsten, and Cameron) might not be as solid anymore (but hey, there's Sasha, the Olsen's, and Piper!) 2003 Jan. 7th: More disappointment... Cameron Diaz and football: Perfect combination? Perhaps if she's cheerleading, but her acting like she knows football as a manager in Any Given Sunday? No. Why did no call Linda Cohn for the part? Piper needs one more movie and she may replace Cameron. Jan. 24th: I love the first 5 minutes of the Tritones because they have little to nothing to do with the overall plot yet what happens in the beginning is usually responsible for the rest of the story. Example... July 18th: I haven't had a filet mignon (cooked medium-well) in too long. Though I've been loading up on Popeye's spicy chicken strips... Mmm... July 20th: After enough cooking, you lose some feeling in your fingertips and can put your fingers in a hot pan to move, flip, or turn food, in my case, tater tots). Me, I haven't cooked enough yet. Ouch... July 31st: Mix a fairly large cup of Diet Pepsi with a splash of Fruitworks Fruit Punch and you've got yourself that nasty "cherry" cough syrup flavor. Enjoy! |
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