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Daily Thought Mix a fairly large cup of Diet Pepsi with a splash of Fruitworks Fruit Punch and you've got yourself that nasty "cherry" cough syrup flavor. Enjoy!
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July.
22, 2003 Phalanges: My phone number (as in, "dial my phalanges"). Derives from... well, a phone number can be called digits, and digits is also a term for your fingers/toes. Your fingers/toes are also known as phalanges. Ta da! Sergeant Toe's Poultry: The lovely Chinese food usually known as General Tso's Chicken (sometimes "Tso" is changed/altered) The Tritones: Another name for The Simpsons. Listen to the opening music; the interval of the notes from "The" to "Simp" is a tri-tone. Many a musicianship tests passed for All-State because of this... Major 6th Station: Another name for the TV station, NBC. The interval from the note played on the "N" is a major sixth away from the next note played on the "B" (BTW: the "C" is a major third down from the "B") Beachside Hurricanes: The name of my fantasy football teams. Ai-yah: "Oh gosh"--used when I'm in my Chinese mood. Syllygisms: The process in which I think. I make odd (and/or no) connections from topic to topic and eventually reach a state of randomness that thus defines my thinking. Ack: Often interpreted as a mistype, but that's hardly the case when said aloud. Say it yourself. Now say it with energy! Feels good, doesn't it (nod your head or else)? Econominical: A fun way to say economical; and hey, it adds a syllable, so it makes you sound smarter. J-Mac: My nickname I'll be known as when I sign the $512 Million contract in the NBA. Narrow-Minded Party: The Republican political party that's.... well... they're pretty awful, and of course, narrow-minded. Ferrum Cooks: What I call the show "Iron Chef." No insult intended by the use of "cooks" instead of "chefs." The Holy Trinity: The three people of Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz, and Kirsten Dunst... Piper Perabo is in line... The Second Coming of the Holy Trinity: The three people of the Olsen twins and Sasha Cohen... Superior Purchases: The great store of Best Buy Circle Wiring Suburb: The name for the not-so-good-store-(especially-compared-to-Best-Buy), Circuit City Nubular: Same as nuclear, but I like it better (thanks to a pal's inability to operate a keyboard for the word)
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