Happy Birthday Andrea!
There once was a bright red cake,
That had tasted oh so fake.
So I tossed it away
And said "What the hey,
I'll give a new green rake."
That's your birthday poem so I hope it brightens your day and if not, I've got some really bright lights that'll do the trick...
BTW: I, too, was disturbed by that image. I suggest printing out a few copies and burning them. Or try it with some hot sauce. Mmm...