By Jonathan MacAllister
Written on July 13, 2001
"...besides Microsoft...and most women, publishers are the most commanding people in the world"
*Yes, the whole "scoop" thing is filler for probably links to other parts of the web site, etc...*
You figure that at 2 AM, I might just stop writing
and continue later. I would then suggest you REREAD everything on the previous
page--especially the joke in the beginning! Did not you read the moral of the
story (which was so strategically placed in the middle of the story)? Money! Wait.
No, actually I think the real reason was... hold on, in all honesty I have no idea
where that "Money!" statement came from. Well, the reason is that the ball is rolling
down the hill and I can't stop it. Okey doke? My mind is working, so be proud of me
and let me write (you can feel free to stop and continue reading later, just make sure
you read it. I think that's where the whole "Money!" thing came from...).