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Johnny's Away Messages |
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Ah, lovely April Fool's Day... I was thinking of making
up fake away messages (much like the, er, "fake", one for 1:09 PM), but my
mind wasn't creative enough that day... |
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The 1st Day of April, 2003 1:12 AM Think I'll play basketball in the early morning... Here's a joke: One time a bear was running through a forest and he saw a mouse. The mouse hid in a hole in the ground, and then he shouted, "Hey, I'm not a VCR!" 2:15 AM Current Buddy Icon:
Ack! Scary baby! Changing it to... Vanessa! :-|... 11:10 AM It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got... 11:52 AM Temporarily falling victim to the whole quotes thing: Take all your big plans and *break* them; this is bound to a while... I don't ever wanna be yooou. Don't wanna be just like you... I used to be the kind guy who never let you look inside; I'd smile when I was crying... Goodbye to all my yesterdays, goodbye, so long, I'm on my way... 1:09 PM Gone to go sell/buy drugs. Then to SWR to play some hoops (also conveniently where most of my clients are at). Then gonna go to a Chinese buffet and eat loads of shrimp and then go party to my favorite hip hop and 80's tunes at some sorority house. 3:02 PM Apartment is getting inspected in the next week or so... I'd say I have a 1 in 4 shot of being kicked out. I hope they see the brochure for my new apartment and all the apartment guides I have... Maybe I should get a notebook and write "Secret Plan to Kill Landlord" on it, just to see how the [insert bad words] would react... Bwa ha ha... Dial my phalanges, and BEWARE! My sister is invading Gainesville!!! = O AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! 6:18 PM 6:56 PM You know how when you open a door, and how the hinges move so that opening the door is possible? Yeah, that's how things are going. Wait--no! It's not like that at all! It's more like that one cartoon, with that boy who goes and does stuff! That's exactly how things are going! Wow, I mean... exactly how things are going... heh... |
The 2nd Day of April, 2003 12:38 AM 9:24 AM 11:57 AM 3:56 PM Hmm, maybe I'll go home tomorrow (no class); could spend most of the day at Universal/IoA... 4:46 PM *No offense to Kirsten, Cameron, Reese, etc... 11:41 PM |