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Updated on The 22nd Day of July, 2003

Okay, so I haven't actually added any quotes for this "update."  Though I think American Beauty quotes will be up soon because it has quite a few great ones.  The Simpsons quote will be put back up again soon, I'm sure...

Current favorite quote (paraphrased from "Frasier"):

 "Copernicus called--you're not the center of the universe."

Ocean's Eleven is such a nice movie with some nice quotes.  And this paragraph blows, but I'll write up something better soon...

"I’m gonna drop you like third-period French."

"Phil Turrentine."
    "Dead."
"No sh**.  On the job?"
    "Skin cancer"
"You send flowers?"
    "Dated his wife for a while."

"We need Saul."
    "He won’t do it.  He got out of the game a year ago."
"He got religion?"
    "Ulcers."

"What do you want?"
    "Nothing.  I got a duplex now.  I got wall-to-wall and a goldfish.  I’m seeing a nice lady who works the unmentionables counter at Macy’s.  I’ve changed."

"I always confuse Monet and Manet.  Now Which one married his mistress?"
    "Monet."
"Right, and then Manet had syphilis."
    "They also painted occasionally."

"You’re a thief and a liar."
    "I only lied about being a thief.  I don’t do that 
    anymore."
"Steal?"
    "Lie."