Happy Birthday Andrea!

There once was a bright red cake,

That had tasted oh so fake.

So I tossed it away

And said "What the hey,

I'll give a new green rake."

(Imagine Green)

That's your birthday poem so I hope it brightens your day and if not, I've got some really bright lights that'll do the trick...

Love Always,

Jonathan

BTW: I, too, was disturbed by that image.  I suggest printing out a few copies and burning them.  Or try it with some hot sauce. Mmm...