What has college life done to me?  In between going to classes, playing basketball, listening to the radio, and watching movies like Billy Eliot, I have succumbed to the peer pressure and decided to...

Make a personal homepage!

I can hear my parents now:

            "We're sending him to college to build homepages about himself?  He'll pay for this.  When he visits, he's not getting any home cooking like lasagna or chicken stir fry.  We'll get him pizza!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

So yeah, I'm making a homepage about myself, so I can feel more self-centered, which I guess is normal since I am the center of everything.  One time I parked at the end of the parking lot at Best Buy.  Suddenly *poof* everyone got in their cars and parked around my car until it was dead center.  People waved at me, vying for my approval, and even the ones that ended up parking in the middle of the road, colliding with traffic, were waving at me after their cars had been engulfed in flames.  It made me feel... good--nothing better than a toasty fire on a cold night...

Anyway, I guess there will be information such as my favorite... whatevers (good title) and probably personal thoughts and quotes.  However, there will not be a "shout out" page as, quite frankly, nobody would really care if his or her name appeared on a web site that will barely register 100 hits by 2003 (96 of which will be from me).  Sure, I'll mention (or make up) names of people I know, but only when it's part of a quote or story or if they pay me money.

And now, explore the always strange, but somewhat swell world of Johnny: The Center of Everything...

Enjoy!